nessa007:

charlottan:

I take a two year break from tumblr and when I get back all blogs are deleted and there’s just one post from staff that says CROATOAN

optimysticals:

costumersupportdept:

this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

rebageling both for the a+ joke and because I may be one of the few people in the world who could pass/interact with both groups.

My favorite part of this joke was telling it to my mom and gramma.

They both laughed.

Then my gramma paused and asked why it was a gay bar.

My mom explained bears in the gay context.

And gramma laughed harder.

Mom was curious why she laughed if she didn’t know what a bear was.

Gramma explained the [exit pursued by bear] play joke, which mom didn’t know was a play reference.

Mom laughed harder.

All the while I’m cracking up because I love this joke for both the Shakespeare joke and the gay bar joke, and these two finding it funny even though they only knew half of the joke (and opposite halves).

Also my mom explaining to my gramma what a bear is, definitely one of the best moments of my life.  

heyitsphoenixx:

sword-and-nightingale:

homonoromo:

universeofmemes:

Imagine if the rapture happened and this was how you found out.

longhorned:

osama bin laden abuse you

tending-toward-silence:

the-haiku-bot:

abalidoth:

adjoint-law:

fallow-grove:

transcyberism:

transcyberism:

Anyway reblog to make sure all the investors know that, according to u/spez AKA Steve Huffman, the CEO of the fucking company, Reddit is, and I quote, “not profitable.” Their IPO is supposedly planned for later this year. Have fun with that, Steve!

I tried to blaze this and Tumblr gave me an error code and refused to do it (after charging my CC) y'all better fuckin gimme an Organic All Natural Blaze lmao

edit: nvm it’s marked pending but still

wouldnt it be fun. wouldnt it be really cool. if the haiku bot

are you serious? Reddit’s unprofitable, and you want haikus?

There’s no need to fight. It’s just a way to spread word, using robot bait.

There’s no need to fight.

It’s just a way to spread word,

using robot bait.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

pannan-art:

some of my folk girls <3

theillogicalvulcan:

kaleighbytheway:

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

A good, wholesome post.

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

Originally posted by not-home-no-more

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

love-and-socialism:

Incredible. They’re so close to getting it.

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom

thefirstanomally:

were–ralph:

flizaa:

were–ralph:

once-a-polecat:

neuronary:

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

Originally posted by edg3ydaddies

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

matronofthevoid:

xekstrin:

emmaubler:

high-quality-tiktoks:

The Bubble Bath!🛁The perfect romantic dessert! Who would you share this bath with?

Chocolate guy’s back at it

At first I only saw the caption and I was terrified he’d built a life sized tub

DONT SAY IT OUT LOUD HE MIGHT DO IT!

aperfectphantom:

He actually summed it up really well.

caspercryptid:

caspercryptid:

caspercryptid:

caspercryptid:

caspercryptid:

caspercryptid:

caspercryptid:

caspercryptid:

caspercryptid:

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went “wow, it has a reblog already?” And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

I actually wasn’t that far off you guys

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

We shall have a summer wedding

We shall have a summer divorce